Notsovegetarian

I just want to pet every dog and take pictures.
jedipeter:

annie-banks:

 #okay so this is pretty much 100% professor longbottom right here #because you know neville would kind of end up being the cool professor without knowing it #he would be the ~war hero legend that wears hipster sweaters before they became popular and has a scottish accent #and would totally have sunglasses 1000% and would wear them when the were out on the grounds cataloging plant life around the lake #and would only wear his robes part of the time b/c it’s hard to tend to plants in full robes duh #and would have all these weird pieces of jewlery that he wears because he got them in some foreign country while researching cacti or something #professor longbottom: unintentional hogwarts heartthrob

Reblogging for tags alone

jetblaksuit:

Lemme share some important advice: As often as is possible for you to do so, poop at work. Always, on the clock. We don’t have a lot of opportunities to get ahead in this life, or to stick it to the man but lemme tell you what, “Sweat on your time, sh** on theirs" is one of the most profound things I have learned in my 28 years on this godforsaken rock.

(via darthpaulsartre)

bitchesg0tst0learn:

Malamute? More like Malacute, am I right?

(via dogjpeg)

I feel a sickness coming on…
But don’t worry, I am REFUSING it.

I don’t have time for that!

beatonna:

I didn’t do this on purpose but I wish I could any time some dude is just yelling stuff 

beatonna:

I didn’t do this on purpose but I wish I could any time some dude is just yelling stuff 

(via starline)