look at this poorly designed web page from 2001 with a ton of angry emails and chat logs from nerds who were really really REALLY pissed off at the fact that in the legend of zelda: ocarina of time if you adjust the camera and look through a window in hyrule castle you can see some paintings of mario characters as an easter egg
Lemme share some important advice: As often as is possible for you to do so, poop at work. Always, on the clock. We don’t have a lot of opportunities to get ahead in this life, or to stick it to the man but lemme tell you what, “Sweat on your time, sh** on theirs" is one of the most profound things I have learned in my 28 years on this godforsaken rock.
I feel a sickness coming on…
But don’t worry, I am REFUSING it.
I don’t have time for that!